Drunken Audible

Los Angeles Sports Musings for the Sneaker Inclined. // The Drunken Audible is an RSS feed from CLH and Sharky H. Towers with an emphasis on the Lakers, the National League West, the various Fútbol leagues of the world and how much money we're losing during the NFL season. And shoes.

NBA League Pass is fine I guess, even if I have to listen to Lakers away games with the opposition’s announcing teams.  Most of them are such ridiculous homers it’s just insane.  The Portland announcers are no exception.  In fact they are the worst.  They spent less time calling the game than pointing out how in their mind the Lakers cheat every day of the week and twice on Sunday.  My favorite is how one of them said not once, not twice but THRICE how Kobe was going to have to “bring a knife from the bench” if he wanted to get fouls called on him.  They also acted as though Trevor Ariza was conducting a mob hit on Rudy Fernandez.  That foul was, in fact, ANYTHING but a flagrant two.  It was debatable if it was even a flagrant.  Ariza clearly played the ball.

It’s too bad Oden wasn’t in the game.  I’d love to see these clowns make excuses for him all game long.

When Matt Kemp walked into the clubhouse this morning, Manny greeted him with, “I was here at 6 a.m., where were you?” To which the ever-witty Kemp responded with, “I was here three weeks ago. A winter’s worth of baseball indifference is starting to thaw.  Expect rivers in about 3 weeks.
OF COURSE Von Wafer (playing for the Rockets, but shown here in a Nuggets jersey) would torch the Lakers before promptly drifting back into basketball obscurity.  Did you really expect any different?

OF COURSE Von Wafer (playing for the Rockets, but shown here in a Nuggets jersey) would torch the Lakers before promptly drifting back into basketball obscurity.  Did you really expect any different?

Conspiracy

Between the strangest injury report sub-plot in years in the Tomlinson injury and the fact that this officiating crew has called more penalties than any other crew this Chargers Colts game reeks of pure gambling debacle.

And we start the game with a SKETCHY Pass Interference call on Jammer.  Hold on to your hats.

You Really Suck At Your Job.

Eric Allen.  It’s incomprehensible how you hold down your gig.  As I drove through the desert this morning listening to ESPN radio give me play by plays of the morning football games, I was struck by your utter lack of anything not totally fucking obvious.  Great insight.  Real handle on words.  Thanks for coming.  This is a problem too great to discuss in this forum.  Unfuckingbelievable.

The Sun Yue Era begins.  5 minutes, 4 fouls, 4 points.  Look, I was pulling for the poor kid like the next guy but I feel cheated that we didn’t get to see him foul out.  We had to settle for comedy silver.

The Sun Yue Era begins.  5 minutes, 4 fouls, 4 points.  Look, I was pulling for the poor kid like the next guy but I feel cheated that we didn’t get to see him foul out.  We had to settle for comedy silver.

astounding.

Andrew Bynum’s knee is like Erika Dampier … fragile,” ShaquilleONeal wrote Sept. 30, dealing a two-fisted insult to the Lakers’ Andrew Bynum and the Mavericks’ Erick Dampier.  Shaq Tweets. 

“100%” -Lamar Odom

Lamar should coach in the NFL.  Apparently you just play action then check down and you win the Super Bowl.

Easy as that.

I’m in.  Carlos is out?  Well…   the above explains why.  David Stern…  you’ve lost another fan.  While I’m a lifer, I no longer really give a shit about wins or losses -  I just like to watch the best ballers in the world, no matter how bad this fucking league sucks.

The NBA!  It’s….  well…  you know.  It’s fucked.

Oh yeah…  Billy Simmons…  I’m gonna come to a few Clips games this season.  If I see you I’m gonna the shit out of you.  Keep an eye out.

“East Coast Basketball” is a load of shit.  Any true fan of the game knows it’s all about the Blazers, Suns, Lakers, Warriors and the rest of the teams in the West that play the game the right way.  I can’t believe I’m still watching this shit.  I hate myself.

Sun Yue is Garbage

You know…  a lot of people thought that Sasha was garbage early in his career.  I always thought he’d be a player in this league and he’s proven to be a pretty good one.  He was clearly out of his league in his first year in the NBA, but there was something about him -  a demeanor I guess - that looked like it would pan out.

Sun Yue doesn’t look like he will ever pan out in this league.  He looks so ridiculously out of his league.  It’s too bad that the lucrative Chinese market and the contract (as he was drafted) probably will keep him on this team over guys that were clearly better this preseason.

I hope I’m wrong.