June 2011
4 posts
“Yo, this is King James.” -Mike Wise hits a bases... →
"The frontrunner chasing a comeback story." ... →
May 2011
2 posts
Done and Done.
Lakers get:
Danilo Gallinari (F), Ty Lawson (G) & Nene (C/F)
Denver gets:
Andrew Bynum (C), Ron Artest (F)
June 2010
1 post
November 2009
3 posts
“Can Manny Pacquiao beat me? Absolutely not. Easy work, easy fight. I...”
– Floyd Mayweather Jr. This fight would, unbelievably, knock World Cup 2010 off the top for Event of the Summer. This HAS to happen…
October 2009
2 posts
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
3 posts
Watch
The Lakers dodge a bullet. I wish him well, but... →
July 2009
3 posts
Nike Confiscates Video of Lebron Getting Dunked On →
WatchI sure hope Ron-Ron’s clothes make it to Los Angeles
Watch
May 2009
0 posts
Bring on the mighty Von Wafer
March 2009
6 posts
WatchKobe vs. Artest - The Lost Trashtalk Audio
Awful Announcing Redux
Again with the announcers… upon the officials reviewing a Rockets 3 pointer at the end of the game the Rockets announcers said that if it was Kobe the announcers wouldn’t even bother to check and would just call it a 3. This is a trend. You’d never hear anybody question Jordan’s calls back in the day. Ever. Superstars get the benefits in this league. Kobe ain’t...
“When Matt Kemp walked into the clubhouse this morning, Manny greeted him with,...”
– A winter’s worth of baseball indifference is starting to thaw. Expect rivers in about 3 weeks.
January 2009
2 posts
Conspiracy
Between the strangest injury report sub-plot in years in the Tomlinson injury and the fact that this officiating crew has called more penalties than any other crew this Chargers Colts game reeks of pure gambling debacle.
And we start the game with a SKETCHY Pass Interference call on Jammer. Hold on to your hats.
December 2008
3 posts
You Really Suck At Your Job.
Eric Allen. It’s incomprehensible how you hold down your gig. As I drove through the desert this morning listening to ESPN radio give me play by plays of the morning football games, I was struck by your utter lack of anything not totally fucking obvious. Great insight. Real handle on words. Thanks for coming. This is a problem too great to discuss in this forum. Unfuckingbelievable.
November 2008
4 posts
“Andrew Bynum’s knee is like Erika Dampier … fragile,” ShaquilleONeal wrote...”
– Shaq Tweets.
Kevin Ding is a DAMN good beat writer... →
The part about the body wash is utterly and completely hilarious.
*Insert “The NBA… where body-wash happens” joke here*
Watch“100%” -Lamar Odom
Lamar should coach in the NFL. Apparently you just play action then check down and you win the Super Bowl.
Easy as that.
October 2008
8 posts
Sun Yue is Garbage
You know… a lot of people thought that Sasha was garbage early in his career. I always thought he’d be a player in this league and he’s proven to be a pretty good one. He was clearly out of his league in his first year in the NBA, but there was something about him - a demeanor I guess - that looked like it would pan out. Sun Yue doesn’t look like he will ever pan out in...
I really wanted this one.
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The Biggest Fuck-Up Job Ever: Featuring J.T....
As you can see (below the line), the 49ers are the weakest link. Normally I would chalk this up to “you win some and you lose some” but if you had watched the San Fran/Philly game like I did and seen the epic collapse then you would understand just how much of a blow this is to my psyche. If you didn’t watch the game it boils down to this: Eagles outscore Niners 23-0 in a 4th...
“I could tell by the stuff she was saying that she’s not all there in the...”
– Luke Walton has a stalker. That’s never fun.
September 2008
2 posts
“It starts with Lowe and Ramirez. Anyone can be a hero, but those two have been...”
– Jon Wesiman
August 2008
8 posts
“We want the speechifying, Princeton-educated Garrett brothers, both offensive...”
– No shit. Good piece by Stefan Fatis at Slate about Hard Knocks. I think Martellus Bennet will use his signing bonus to have John Garrett “disappear” by Week 4.
Epic and Unnecessary. →